Dear Winter,
When you decided to make Alaska warmer than Southern Illinois, you and I have issues my friend! There is no reason ever for it to be warmer in a tundra than halfway to the equator. We all know you like to come in like a lion but you can quit anytime with the temper tantrum. We get it. You like to brag and boast and show your icy temperatures wherever you are. That is fine. We thought you were going to come in like you normally do with a good dump of snow and then it is gone in a day or two. Three snow days in a row and seeing the high in a single digit is enough. It is time for you to start your decent back up north and let us thaw out.We will see you again next year!
Sincerely,
A girl who misses her flip flops